Abbe gin ne to De

Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
Wife remains silent ……

Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De….

When I Look At You

When I Look At You, I Cannot Deny There Is God, Cause Only God Could Have Created Someone As Wonderful As You

Luv meanz to see someone with closed eyez

Luv meanz to see someone with closed eyez, 
To miss some1 in crowd, 2 find some1 in every thought, to live 4 some1, luv some1, 
But sure tht sum1 is ONLY one!  

A successful man is one

A successful man is one
who makes more money
than
His wife can spend.

Shoot him! Shoot him

In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.
WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera..

A Sweet demand by a kid.

A Sweet demand by a kid.
A kid was beaten by his mom.
Dad came n asked- what happen son?
Kid said-I cant adjust with your wife anymore,
I want my own.

Mein suit bana loon gi

Ek fazul kharch biwi shohar ke liye romal ka kapra layi

Shohar:Romal ke liye intna saara kapra?
Biwi:Agar romal se bach gaya tau mein suit bana loon gi!”

Bohot Moti Wife

1 Pathan:
Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He

2 Pathan:
Pr Tumhare Pas To Koi Car Nhi He!

1st Pathan:
Abay Gadhe
BMW Ka Matlab He

Bohot Moti Wife:-)

Sawaal aik karo, jawab 100 miltay hain

Admi: Bhabhi ka kya naam hai?

Husband: Google !!!

Admi: Yeh kesa naam hai?

Husband: Sawaal aik karo, jawab 100 miltay hain

NaraZ Wife se Husband bola

Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola:“Aadmi ushi ko marta hai jis se Pyar kerta hai.”

Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maray aur Boli

“Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyar nahi kerti”

Bajuwali aaj mini skirt main aayi

Kaali ghata chayi hai, Kya aj phir biwi se maar khayi hai? Kehti hai sudhar jao. Par meri galti nahi, bajuwali aaj mini skirt main aayi hai

Dukhi HUSBAND bola

Husband apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha k achanak bijli chamki,badal garje,jor se barish shuru hui.
Dukhi HUSBAND bola: Lagta hai pahuanch gayee.

Warna mai 2000 se kam nahi leti

Husband ne at 1st night opened the Ghunghat gave Rs. 500 munh dikhayi.

 Wife ne kaha Tum mere Husband ho is liye leleti hoon.. warna mai 2000 se kam nahi leti 

SPINNER ko kabhi opening milti hai

Harbhajan ne apni Biwi se puchha,"Kya main tumhara pehla pyar hoon?"
 BIWI Boli, "Kar di na sardaro wali baat, SPINNER ko kabhi opening milti hai

Wife sms

Bahu:maji,ye abhi tak nhi aye.Kahi kisi dusri ladki k sath..  Sas:are kalmuhi,tu hamesha ulta kyu sochti hai?Aisa bhi to ho skta hai,kisi gadi k niche aa gya ho