Beautiful Relationships are

Beautiful Relationships are
the one which have
"NO NAME"
Because
When you give a name
to a relationship,
It limits the ways in which
You can love a person

Tamanna ho agar milne ki

Beeti yaadon me na dhundo hame,
Dil me hum bas jayenge,
Tamanna ho agar milne ki,
To ON karo apna mobile,
Inbox me hum mil jayenge.

Meri mohabbat mein hi kuch kami reh gayi..

Ek kasak dil mein dabi reh gayi, 
Zindagi mein unki kami reh gayi,
Itni ulfat k baad b vo mujhe na mile..
Shayad 

SHARAB ki dukan aa gayi hai

Rok do mere JANAZE ko JALIMO... Mujhme jaan aa gayi hai,Peeche mudke dekho KAMEENO.... SHARAB ki dukan aa gayi hai. !! CHEERS ....!! Marna Cancel.

Akela tu pehel kar

Hosley buland kar raaston par chal de,
Tujhe tera mukaam mil jayega,
Akela tu pehel kar,
Kaafila khud bann jayega,

Soch Ko Badlo To sitare Badal Jate Hai

Nazar Ko Badlo To Nazare Badal Jate Hai,
Soch Ko Badlo To sitare Badal Jate Hai,
Kashtiya Badal ne ki jarurat nahi,
Disha Ko Badlo to Kinare Khud-b-Khud badal jate hai.

Usse haske jeeo

Yoon to paththar na maro pani me isse bhi koi pita hoga.
Yoon to paththar na maro pani me isse bhi koi pita hoga.
Zindagi mili hai jeene ke liye,usse haske jeeo,
Ke aapko dekh kar bhi koi MUSKURATA hoga.....

Larkiyaan badal jati hain

Aik larka aik larki kay saath baitha tha,

2nd day woh larka doosri larki kay saath baitha tha,

3rd day koi aur larki thi,

4th day kisi naye larki kay sath baitha tha.

Moral:

Larkiyaan badal jati hain,

Larkay nahiin badaltay!

Sardar cool sms

Class teacher: Jo cheeze urti hay woh anday daiti hai,

Aur jo zameen par chalti hai woh bachay daiti hai,

Woh kiya cheeze hai jo urti bhi hai

Aur bachay bhi daiti hai?

Sardar: Air hostess

An elephent meets an ant…..

Elephant: Tumhari umar kitni hai?

Ant: 25

Elephant: 25 years or itni choti?

Ant: I use lux,meri beauty sy meri age pata nahe chalte.

Ant: ur age?

Elephant: 5 sal

Ant: itni choti umar or itne bare?

Elephant: Nido jo peta hun.

Jalte raho baitay jab bijli ka bill aye ga to pata chaly ga

Ek pagal admi bohat dair se chand ka daikh raha tha,

Aur thori dear baad bola…..

“Jalte raho baitay jab bijli ka bill aye ga to pata chaly ga“

Toofan Kay Aaanay Ka Intezaar Karain

A Couple in an Art Gallery Saw a Picture of A girl Covered By Leaves,

Husband keeps on watching her.

Wife Said: Ab Chalain Ya Phir Toofan Kay Aaanay Ka Intezaar Karain?

Cool sms

U r a donkey


d 4 decent
o 4 outclass
n 4 nice
k 4 kind
e 4 excelent
y 4 young

Daadi or Pota sms

Pota: Daadi se kya aap Tv par aati hain?

Daadi: Nahin Beta.

Pota: tu phir ami kiyun keh rahi thi,

k tumhari daadi aanay wali hain ab rooz naya drama hoga.