EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUuuuuuuuuuuu?

Hum jite EK bar he

Marte EK bar hai

Pyar EK bar hota hai

Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai

TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUuuuuuuuuuuu?

Overdose of Studies

Overdose of Studies

Kal Raat Mere sapne me aayi Ek sundar pari.

wah wah….

Kal Raat Mere sapne me aayi 1 sundar pari..

Aur boli

`Attempt 5 questions, Question 1 is Compulsary`

Two friends finishing the paper,

Two friends finishing the paper,
coming out of the exam hall,
having a cool drink and talking.
1st:”dude which paper was it”..?
2nd:”may be maths”
1st:”that means you wrote the paper..??”
2nd:”no. the girl next to me was using a calculator..”

Law Of Answering In Examination

The Law Says
“If U Can’t Convince Them
Then At least Confuse Them”
Do You Know Which Law It Is?
.
.
.
This Is
“Law Of Answering In Examination”

SAY NO TO EXAMS

It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.

join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.

Flipped it in the air

A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p

Exams are like Girl friends

Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!

Which makes u pull ur hair

Xams are there,

at the paper u stare;

the answer is nowhere,

which makes u pull ur hair.

The teachers make u glare,

the grades r not fair,

but just like the past 20 yrs,

WE DONT CARE !!

Only plan but also believe

To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.

Yeh to moh maya hai

Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!

Ye sem jaise-taise pass ho jaye yar

Engr's k dilo ki awaz...
Zndgi ka rukh mod denge,
Sari bndishen tod denge...
Ye sem jaise-taise pass ho jaye yar....
Nxt sem mein pakka fodd denge...

PHILOSPHY of Student

PHILOSPHY of Student: Kbi sochte
h aaj pdenge Kbi sochte h kal
pdnge Fir sochte h jb exms ayege
tb pdenge Or jb Exam aate hai to
khte hai “Ab kya ghanta pdenge”

Exam ANTHEM

Exam ANTHEM:-

Hum sub honge pass
Hum sub honge pass Ek din
Ho ho
Likhte hai bakwaas
Fir bhi hai viswaas
Paper hoga Jakkhas Ek din...

Kasam Khate H, Roz Padhenge

Aaj Hum DIYE Pe Hath Rakh Ke
Kasam Khate H, Roz Padhenge.
Class Attend Krenge, Teachers Ko
Gali Nhin Denge, . . . Abe Saalo . . .
DIYE Me Phoonk Kisne Mari ?

So I asked GOD,

My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD,
“is this love?”
GOD replied,
“no dear, result is near”

Y r u under tension

Examiner: y r u under tension?
Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?

student: No Sir!
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
exam’s pharray (Cheating material) today:-)