Sadar Zardari Per Joota Phenka Gaya

Bermingham, UK Main Sadar Zardari Per Joota Phenka Gaya...

Hum Is Harkat Per Ehtijaaj Karte Hain.....


Phenkne Waly Ko Mazeed Practice Karwai Jaye. :-)

Chudeel si muskan hai

Bhuto sa chehra tera
Chudeel si muskan hai
Rang tera dekh ke… rup tera dekh ke
kutte bhi hairan hai

Handsome boy or Beautiful girl day hai

Aaj international Handsome boy or Beautiful girl day hai,
So ye msg unko bhejo jo aapki nazar mai smart hai
Imaandari se bhejna, Meri tarah mazak mat karna!

Now give me another wife

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Give me some sunshine,

Give me some rain,

Now give me another wife,

That I can beat up once again !

I like your teeth very much

An insult......
Boy:- I like your teeth very much.
Grl (smiled n said) oh really! why?
Boy: coz "Yellow" is my favourite color.

Main jaldi sojata

Tum duniya k un chandh insano mein se1 ho jinko dekh k unka abba kehta hai.?
.
K
.
Kash

Us din

“main jaldi sojata”

Actually I want to kill you

Actually I want to kill you,
Becoz
u are
Not
Messaging me.
Y
BUT

I can't,
According
to
Section
340/B/Wildlife act

Killing Monkeys
is
a crime.

V climbd 2gthr 2 heavn

In my dream:
v climbd 2gthr 2 heavn
on d way,
i ws tird,
u carried me on ur back.
Wen v reachd d gate,
GOD cald me
"cum my child,
leave ur donkey outside.

Jwani Me Bchpan Ki Yad Ayi

Collez Me Schl Ki Yad Ayi

Jwani Me Bchpan Ki Yad Ayi

Kanto Ko Chuwa To Gulab Ki Yad Ayi
or
Aj DISCOVERY Me BANDAR Ko Dekha To Teri Yad Ayi..

All huMan beings have 5 senses

All huMan beings have 5 senses.
In rare soMe have 6th senses.
But u r d special gift of GOD
Only u have 7th sense "NON-SENSE"

Hospital me vacancy nikli hai

Hospital me vacancy nikli hai
19000 Rs. salary hai
Bas SHAKAL dikha k mariz behosh karna he
Jaldi FORM bhardo Tumahara selection To pakka he.

Look into the mirrior

Magic

Keep 1 MOnkey in your right side &
keep 1 MOnkey in your Left side

Then look into the mirrior

You will see extra 1 monkey in middle !!

Jus Try !

Niche sagar hai

Oopar aasman hai

Niche sagar hai,

Aur ek bander isse

Shayri samaj kar parh raha hai

When I See Your Face

~*~ CLASSIC INSULT ~*~

When I See Your Face,

There's Not A Thing

That

I Would Change. . .

Except The Direction

I Am Walking In .

I Saw You In My

Yesterday !

I Saw You In My
Dreams ... :)

No wonder

I Woke Up
Screaming =