Kuchh log jalte hain

Jise hum khuda mante hain,
Jiske liye rat din khuda se dua maghte hain,
Kuchh log jalte  hain hamse,
Wo bhi aap jisa dost,
Humse udhar mangte hai.

A girl of  2011 says

A girl of 1956 says phela- phela pyar hai,

Dil milne ko bekarar hai,

A girl of  2011 says dusra teesra pyar hai,

Ata hai to aaja nahi to chautha taiyar hai!!

Darling zara hanky dena

Arz kiya hai...

Shama parwane se kuchh keh rahi hai.

Shama parwane se kuchh keh rahi hai.

Darling zara hanky dena.

Meri naak bahut beh rahi hai.

☻

"nach basanti nach"

Ek family sholay dekh ke aayi aur

Pati patni seromantaically bola "nach basanti nach"

Child added- mummy! is kutte ke samne mat nachna".

Jab tu dur jaye I feel like crying

Jab tumhe dekhu my dil start flying,
 Tumse baat karne ko  I keep trying.
Jab tu dur jaye I feel like crying,
Arre itne mat chad I was just lying.

sardar: yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai,
friend: acha wo kaise?
Yar kal me ghar aya to wo bath tub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi
thi.!!

Arz kiya h apki tasvir babate h

Arz kiya h apki tasvir babate h to,
adhuri reh jaati h,
apki tasvir bante h to adhuri reh jaati h,
kabi seeing reh jate h to ,
kabhi poonch reh jati hai.

Many pigs die in summer without food,
plz save them 
do pooty in open ground 4
hungry pigs join mission"Save Pig"only left in India.

Koi keh de unse ki wo

Suna hai wo keh kar gaye hai ke ab to hum,
Sirf tumhare khawboo main hi aayenge,
Koi keh de unse ki wo vada kar le hum se,
zindagi bher ke liye so jayenge…

Teacher- Tense kitne parkar k hote hai,
Boy: 3 parkar k
Past
Present
Futur
Teacher: Very good , Any Example
Boy: kal aapki beti ko dekha ,
Aaj pyar kart hu ,
Kal bhaga ke le jaunga. 

Sunder banna h to khub rutho

Koi bhe cream lagane se kuch nahi hota,
Sunder banna h to khub rutho,
ok!


Dharmander ne kha hai:
"Koi hasina jab rut jaati he to aur bhe hassen ho jati hai".

mai gold flake pi late hu

Girl-jab tumhe meri yaad aati hai to,
tum kya karti ho,
Boy mai tumhari faverate ice-cream kha leta hu,
aur tum,
Girl-mai gold flake pi late hu.

Suna hai tum kavi ho

Jailer- suna hai tum kavi ho....
kuch sunnao yaar...
Qaidi-"Gum-e-ulfat me jo zindgi kati hamari....
Jis din zamaanat hui zindgi,
khatm tumhari.

MOHABBAT KI SAZA DO MUJHE

USNE KAHA MOHABBAT KI SAZA DO MUJHE,
MAINE JA KAR USKE MUMMY KO BATA DIYA,
FIR  KYA,KHOOB PITI.

ENVIRONMENTAL STUDY PADHA RAHI HAI

GIRL PROPOSE 2 BOY :YE RAAT,YE SUBAHE ,
YE HWA,YE CHAND,YE NADIA,YE KINARE,
BOY: PYAR KR RHI HAI YA ENVIRONMENTAL STUDY PADHA RAHI HAI.

SAMJHA TITANIC KYU DOOBA

AUTO ME COUPLE ROMANCE KR RHA THE,
AUTO WALA DEKH RAHA THA ,
AAGE JAKAR AUTO POLE SE TAKRA GAYA,
AUTO WALE NE SAR PATAK K KAHA 
SAALA AB SAMJHA TITANIC KYU DOOBA.

1 Bhikhari bola…

1 ladki ne coin dal k apna wajan Kiya 58kg…
Sandal utari 56kg…
Jacket utari 53kg…
Fir Dupata utara 52kg…
aur coin khatm…
1 Bhikhari bola…
Tu chalu rakh sikke mai daluga.

Is dress ka kya Price hia

Girl: is dress ka kya Price hia?
shop keeper:sirf 5 kiss?
Girl: aur us dress ka?shop keeper:10 kiss
girl: dono dress pack kar do,
bill Dadi dengi.....

Shahad aap ke liye Karela hamre liyefunny

Phool aap ke liye Kante Hamare liye,Gadde aap ke liye  Sarak hamare liye,
Shahad aap ke liye Karela hamre liye,
Hum aap ke liye Aap humare liye.

Papa kbhi aap jungle gaye ho

Ek baccha mummy se
pitneke baad,
Papa kbhi aap jungle gaye ho?
Papa-nahi beta....
Baccha- phir aap itna  khoufnaak 
item kahan  se pakad laye.

Shagun-Apshagun ke waqt nahi hai

Girl- jaldi khidki se kudo,papa aa rahe hai
Boy-lekin ye 13v manzil hai,
Birl-  yaar ye shagun-apshagun ke waqt nahi hai.