Tum kiS K isharay per Nachtay ho

Do parties k Politician behas mE masroof thay,

Dono ne ek dosray ko Qa-El krnay ki nakam kosish ki phir ilzamat per utar aaye,

1st politician:I KNOW, tum kiS K isharay per Nachtay ho?

2nd politician:IDIOT!saysi guftago me mERi B.V kO kyUn include krtay ho?

Niyat karta hoon 2 molvi marne ki

Mushraf ki niyat

“Niyat karta hoon 2 molvi marne ki.

6 rocket fire farz.

Wasty bUSH uncle k.

Muon mera Jamia hafza ki tarf”

Fool some of the people all of the time

You may fool all the people some of the time, 
you can even fool some of the people all of the time, 
but you cannot fool all of the people all the time.”

Bush & Musharaf

Bush & Musharaf were flying in a plane.

Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars
here I wil make a million People happy.

Musharaf said: If I drop my uniform i will
make my whole country happy.

Suddenly USAMA BIN LADIN said: If I drop this plane
I will make the whole world happy!

Asif Ali Zardari

Jab main 6 saal ka tha to mera baap mujhy
jaib khrch nahi deta tha, phir main  ami k sath
sony laga or abou ko ami k pas nahi aany deta tha,
abou majboor ho kar mujy 10 rupy roz deny laga,
siyasat ka ye mera pehla qadam tha.

Salary ghanta barhi

Zardari ne awam k vote ka kesa sila dia!
=
Itni mahengai ki k hansto ko rula dia

Socha tha k shayud salary barhay gi,
=
Salary ghanta barhi, GHANTA barha dia

Altaf bhai

Wo kon c makhlooq hai jo dikhai nai deti,
sirf sunai deti hai?
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.
.
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Altaf bhai.

Benazir aae gi..

Benazir aae gi,
Kapre dilae gi,
Bhookay ko khana khilae gi,
Bay ghar ko makan dilae gi,
.
.
Phir gharib ki ankh khule jae gi,
Kion k subah jo ho jaye gi 

A Child 2 Zardari

A Child 2 Zardari:
.janab 15 m0nth se Hamaray sch00l mein teacher nahi aya

Zardari:
t0 sch00l kaisay chal raha hai?

Bacha:
jaisay mulak chal raha hai.

Nokri B Mli Or Chokri B

BAAP:
Me tmhari shadi apni marzi se karon ga
BETA:
No!
BAAP:
Larki zardari ki beti hy
BETA:
Phir Thek hy
Baap zardari k pas gaya.
BAAP:
Mein tumhari beti ko bahu bnana chahta hun.
Zardari :
no!
BAAP:
Mera beta World Bank ka CEO hai.
Zardari:
Phir Thek hai !
Baap world bank k president k pas jata hai.
BAAP:
Mere bete ko bank ka CEO bana do
Presidnt:
No!
BAAP:
Wo zardari ka damad hai.
Presidnt:
Phir Thek ha!
YEH HA SIYASAT
Nokri b mli or chokri b.

Lagta hai Paros ma Bakra Halal ho raha hai

Husbnd:
Lagta hai Paros ma Bakra Halal ho raha hai
Accha hai aaj Gosht nahin lana parrega
Bv:
Tum apnay kaan saaf karwao
“ALTAF Bhai”TV pe khitab kar rahe hai