MORTIEN JALAO MACHAR BHAGAO

Woh Choom Len ek Baar to Aati Nahi Neend,
Unki Awaz Suntay Suntay Raat Jati hai Beet,
Is Liye Kehtay Hain Ye Risk Na Uthao,
MORTIEN JALAO MACHAR BHAGAO.

Put your lips on her lips

Catch her by her waist

Bring her home

Keep ur hand on her neck

Put your lips on her lips

& have a

Nice Drink

“COCA COLA”

Buurrrrrrrrrr…..

Girl to riksha wala

Girl to riksha wala :
Q bhai jaye ga ?
Riksha Wala : Zaroor Jaye ga, abhi abhi to Oil lga kar khara kia hai
.
.
Girl : to phir Ghuma kar peechay le loo

6 inch ki kar deti hai

Kehtay hain aurat k hath mein barkat hoti hai
Bilkul sahi hai! Q k agar us k hath mein 2 inch ki cheez pakra dein to
6 inch ki kar deti hai
Jaisay..
.
..
"Chapaati"
Think positive yar

Yeh problem hay Ya INVITATION

A Beautiful Lady to Peer sahab:

“Peer sahab, Ajj kal mere shohar raat bhar ghar se bahir rehte hain..”

Peer sahab:

Bibi… Yeh problem hay Ya INVITATION ?

Sirf 3 words he to hain

Actually
Baat yeh hai k,
Woh yeh k,
Ok listen carefully,
Oooh listen nahin I mean read it carefully,
Wid full concentration,
Dekho meray dil main aye is liye keh raha hoon,
Sirf 3 words he to hain,
Ufffff its too difficult,
Ok im gonna say,
That
How r u??

Chal main Nazakat

Ankhon mai Sharafat,

Chal main Nazakat,

Dil main Sachai,

Chehray Pe Safai,
Ishi Liye Tu .
.
.
.
.
Her Larki ApKo Pyar Se Kehti Hai….

“BHAI” 

Naughty Misleading SMS

I luv the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh creatin a creamy foamy liquid, as it thrust
in & out up& down, can't wait til nxt time I LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH

A pretty girl sat beside him

One American in Rome,

Drinking beer at street cafe

when a pretty girl sat beside him.

American: Hello, do you understand English?

Girl: only little.

American: How much?

Girl: Fifty dollars.

Fill in the blanks

MBBS Final Exam:-

Question: .

If a lady faints, we must 1st check her PU_S_

Only few intelligent students wrote PULSE

Men are so simple

Women are basically greedy.

They want all things from one man.

Men are so simple.

They want only one thing from all women.

Keep ur hand on her neck

Catch her by her waist
Bring her home
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put your lips on her lips
& have a
Nice Drink
“COCA COLA”
Buurrrrrrrrrr….

Your soft touch against my skin

Last night I went to bed without you.

Cold, thinking of you, missing your warmth,

your soft touch against my skin.

Where were you last night,

my lovely pyjamas.

What do you like in me

Girl: What do you like in me?
Boy: That 2 white balls having black dots in it.
Girt: Rascal you are with me for that?
Boy: Yes I like your eyes…..!

Sab Say Super “WINE” Ho

Tum Meri Valentine Ho
Chanda Say Barh Kay ” SHINE ” Ho
Aankhon Say Tum Ko Peeta Hoon
Sab Say Super “WINE” Ho