Ye 1 hi to apka h

Sardar ke 9 beto me 1 alag dikhta tha,
Sardar ne marte waqt apni biwi se pucha,
"ab to sach bta do, ye alag dikhne wala kiska h ?
Wife-Ye 1 hi to apka h.

Tann Mann me aag laga do

Wife husbsnd se: Aaj mare Tann Mann me aag laga do,
Husbsnd ne Petrol daal kar fook diya.


Moral:"Jazabaton ka izhar asan lafzon me karo"

Without Information Fighting Everytime

Wife:
Do you know the meaning of WIFE ?
HUSBAND:
Yes, It means “Without Information Fighting Everytime!”
WIFE:
No, its mean -
“With Idiot For Ever”.

A Wife hit her Husband

A Wife hit her Husband with a Frying Pan.
Husband:What was THAT for?
Wife:I found a paper in your pocket, with the name Jenny on it.
Husband:I played RACE last week and Jenny was the name of my HORSE.
Wife:Sorry!
Next day the Wife hit him with the Frying Pan AGAIN!
Husband:Why?
Wife:Your Horse PHONED!