Sochya is vaar dekh le

Sochya si iss vaar unna nu bhull jawajge,
Dekha ke vi unna nu undekha kar jawange,
Par jad samne aaye chehra unna da,
Sochya is vaar dekh le agli vaar bhull jawange.

MS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho…!
dil 20 13 80 20 tere
dil 20 13 80 20 tere

Gaalaan changian kadd k ayaan

Panjabi hajj karne geya
Waps aya to dost ne pucha
Wahan shetan ko Pathar maare
Punjabi
Rush wich Pathar Maran da te moqa nai milya
par
Gaalaan changian kadd k ayaan.

Dur fitty mun

Agar Computer System Punjabi Mai Hota To.
.
Welcome = Jee aya nu.
.
Ok= Ahoo
.
Insert= pao
.
Send=Sutto
.
Download=Thally lao.
.
Delete= Mitti pao.
.
Search= Labo.
.
Run= Nasso.
.
Syntax Error= Dur fitty mun.
.
Cntrl+Alt+Del= Sayapa he mukao.

Tuwadi ‘BHAABI’

Teacher:
“Wo dekho udhar sundar lurki khari hai,”
Isko PUNJABI main translate kero.
.
Student:
“O wekho saalyo tuwadi ‘BHAABI’ khaloti ay.

Mitha yaar te yaar nalon pyar mitha

Mitha intzaar te intzaar nalon yaar mitha, 
Mitha yaar te yaar nalon pyar mitha, 
Mitha pyar te pyar nalon mithi saadi yaari, 
Ehsaas ton mitha kuch nahin milna lab ke duniya saari.....

Padan likhan di ki lodh punjabian nu

Padan likhan di ki lodh punjabian nu.
Punjabi vaise hi hushiar hunde.
Botal sharab di master kol de k jande number ape 6 to 66 hunde.

NHI TAH BOTAL WHISKY

BAHUT KUCH DITTA EH RABBA TU MAINU,
BASS IK MEHARBANI HOR KARDE.
JA TAH MILAADE MAINU YAAR MERE NAAL,
NHI TAH BOTAL WHISKY DI MERE MOOHRE DHARDE.

Panjabi Larki Ka Izhaar-e-Mohabbat Pe Jawab..

Panjabi Larki Ka Izhaar-e-Mohabbat Pe Jawab..
.
Boy:
Menu Tuade Nal Pyar Ho Geya A..
.
Girl:
Hansi Or Sharma K Boli,
"Dafa O Kuty Deya Buchya"

Msg vele duniya sari,

Msg vele duniya sari,
miss call te sukki yari,
edar odar lamiyan callan ,
maut pendi e sadi vari?????!!!!!!!!!

Ik kudi ne slim jahe munde nu msg kita

Ik kudi ne slim jahe munde nu msg kita-chehra tera khaas nhi,
haddiyan ch tere maas nhi,
pyaar tenu swaah karan,,
teri tan jeun di v aas nhi..

Achaar = Pickle = Pee+kal

Ultimate logic of Santa
Banta: What is the opposite of 'Achaar'?
Santa: Onion.
Banta: How?
Achaar = Pickle = Pee+kal. 
So opposite of 'Pee+kal' is 'Pee+aaj' = Onion.

Asi tanu yad keeta

Tere te qurban saddi yari ay
Hus k mar jaye aes di v teyari ay
Ik silsala na mukke saddi yari da
Asi tanu yad keeta 
Chal hun teri vari aye..!

Ammi nu jaldi hospital le k ja

Baap: Munay, aaj aasman se ek pari aye gi or tumhen aik choooti munni gift kar jaey gi. 
Beta: O ja Abba, chawlan na maar, ammi nu jaldi hospital le k ja..

Apna Aap Lakona Okha

Rah De Wich Khona Okha..Enni Wadh Gaye Wunya Dari.Kalleyan Beh ke Rona Okha.Dagh Muhabbat Wala Bahu.Lag Javay Ta Dhona Okha

Kismat de naal milda kamliye pyaar buzurga da

Ek waari ek baba bus wich ek kuri nu jappi pa lenda h..
Kuri kehendi h wat r u doing..?
Baba kehnda h "kismat de naal milda kamliye pyaar buzurga da..'

Main jind jaan waar deva tere waste

Je tu thoda jiha sochein kde mere waste, 
main jind jaan waar deva tere waste, 
je kade teri zndgi ch aa jave hanera, 
main khud nu jla deva tere waste..

Tuhade waste tariya to roshni mangi

har ik dua ch rab to tuadi khushi mangi a
a,
na hove jis zindagi vich koi v dukh,rab to tuhade lai oh zindagi mangi a

Hun usdi choti behan fasavage

Ki hoya j usnu lag ge mehdi , aasi v sehra sjavage,sanu pta si o sadi kismat vich nahi si....

Asi rokya bathera dub janyie ni Baba sanu dal pa gya.

Doha guttan te gulabi ful tange-tange,Asi GURDUARE jano nahio sange-sange,Langar ch bathian sanu tera khyal aa gya,Asi rokya bathera dub janyie ni Baba sanu dal pa gya.