Exactly Do The Opposite

 Married Men Talking-
10yrs Ago,
Whenever I Returned Home,
My Dog Used To Greet Me By Barking & My Wife By Kissing.
Now They Both Exactly Do The Opposite

Y Indian women wear red dots on their foreheads

Q. Why do indian women wear red dots on their foreheads?
A. Well, in ancient times, Indian men used to practice archery skills by aiming at their wifes red dot. In fact, that is one of the reasons why they had many wives. You see, once they mastered the art of archery and hit the target..

Aaj tak tum kitney logon k saath soi ho

Angry husband: Aaj tak tum kitney logon k saath soi ho??
Wife: Such boloon to sirf app k saah soi hoon..
baaqi sabhi k saath Saari Saari raat jaagi hoon.

Ek bar ek patola rehna see

Ek bar ek patola rehna see.
Ohda ghar-aala nahin see.
Oh har roj raat nu khoob maje lendi see
.
Apne Dinner De.,
par jinve tusi socheya mainu bahut pasand aaya.
Mere vallon gande SMS di umeed na rakho kyunki main tuhade jeha nahin haan.

If you drop a woman

If you drop a woman and a brick out of a plane,
which one would hit
the ground first?

Who Cares?? ….. ;->

Each indian women iz

Each indian women iz
“ranii laxmee bai”
Be 4 marriage ‘ranii’
After few yrs of marriage ‘laxmee’
n after kids born she iz just ‘bai’

Creation of GOD

A woman-

1 of d most beautiful
creation of GOD.

U can feel her innocence in
d form of a daughter.

U can feel her care in d
form of a sister.

U can feel her warmth in d
form of a friend.

A Passion for Mathematics

Indian Women have a passion for mathematics.

They divide their age in half,
Double the price of their clothes,
And
Always add at least five years to the age of their best friend…. 

Two reasons

Q: What are two reasons why women don’t mind their own business?

Ans:

1 => No Mind

2 => No Business . . . . . 

If a man wants u

What oprah says
about men..

if a man wants
u, nothing can keep
him away. if he
doesnt, nothing can
make him stay.

never let him know
everything,

Rani Laxmee Bai

Each indian women iz
“ranii laxmee bai”
Be 4 marriage ‘ranii’
After few yrs of marriage ‘laxmee’
n after kids born she iz just ‘bai’

Which one would hit

If you drop a woman and a brick out of a plane,
which one would hit
the ground first?

Who Cares?? ….. ;->