Remove your kurti

 
Remove your Pants too, 
ah uhh remove your kurti now ahh. 
Finally the suitcase is closed.

Girl sitting in examination hall with sardar

A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji 
Girl: sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal mar laa?.. 
Sardar: ahoo to meri nakel maar lay 
fair mein teri asal mar lawa ga…

Garam ho

Ladki and Tea me hamesha 7Similarities dekho: 
1. Garam ho 
2. Gori ho 
3. Tez ho 
4. Meethi ho 
5. Doodh zyada ho 
6. Do minute me taiyar ho 
7. Raat ko Sone na deti ho.

Pooch raha tha KTNE AADMI THE

 Jab Gabbar paida hua to uski maan ne us se 3-4 thappad lagaye 
Gabbar’s Father: Kya baat ho gayi? 
Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha KTNE AADMI THE