Golden Rule

Golden Rule:-

‘To be happy with a man,
love him little and understand him a lot.

To be happy with a woman,
love her a LOT and DO NOT TRY to understand her .

Equation of Marriage

The Equation of Marriage:

7 Glance = 1 Smile

7 Smile = 1 Meeting

7 Meeting = 1 Kiss

7 Kisses = 1 Proposal

7 Proposal = 1 Marriage –

And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.

So beware of glance!

You're on the threshold of a
wonderful life as husband and wife!
Congratulations and Best Wishes!!

Marriage is like a public toilet

Marriage is like a public toilet

Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..

Hight Of Optimism...

Hight Of Optimism...
A Man Marrying His Own Secretary
Thinking That..
She Will Still Follow His Orders As Before ..!! :)

I can handle any porblem

Y a man carrzy his wifes photo in the purse?
bcoz when ever he faces any trouble,he sees the photo and thinks-If I can handle DIS 

i can handle any porblem

Check your marriage Album

True relatives always
Stand behind you during bad times.
Check your marriage Album.
All your relatives were standing behind you !! :)

What is marriage?

What is marriage?…..
Do dilon ka bandhan…..
Do atmaon ka milan…….
Do bhabnaon ka sammilan….
Do insan ki dhadkan.

A Boy 'n Girl Met Last Time For Their Break Up.

Height Of "Bad Luck"
A Boy 'n Girl Met Last Time For Their Break Up.
Girl's Father Caught them...
Now They Are Married Couple..!! :)

After Marriage

Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…

After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu.

Things in Boys' room Before marriage

Things in Boys' room Before marriage:
Perfumes
Love letters
Laptops
Cards
N95

After marriage:

Pain killers
Loan papers
Unpaid bills
Nokia 1202!

3 Important Stages Of Life...

3 Important Stages Of Life...
Before Marriage- 'MAD For Each Other'
During Marriage- 'MADE For Other'
After Marriage- 'MAD Because Of Each Other'.. !

 Who is lucky lover in dis world?

A person loves a girl without proposing her,
But
finally he gets same girl as his wife in arranged marriage. !

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